Bachelor Recap: Nick Viall Episode 3

Bachelor Recap: Nick Viall Episode 3

This post is dedicated to the late Martin Luther King Jr. I think he would’ve been a fan of The Bachelor.

Episode 3 opens with several girls struggling with the realization that Nick had a one-night-stand with Liz MONTHS ago at Jade and Tanner’s wedding. Let’s move on from this story line already. Liz is a lunatic and if she appears on Bachelor in Paradise next season I may have to opt out of watching. If we learn anything from last night’s episode it’s that Nick likes the crazies. See: Corinne and her cheese pasta making nanny, Raquel.

Side Note: I really liked the tie Nick wore at the rose ceremony.

Bachelor Recap: Nick Viall Episode 3

Bachelor Recap: Nick Viall Episode 3

Corinne, who already has a rose, seduces Nick with a trench coat and whipped cream. Last time I checked, this was The Bachelor; not Varsity Blues… She then retreats to her lower bunk and cries herself to sleep completely missing the rose ceremony.

Apparently The Backstreet Boys really get Chris Harrison going.

The “Everybody” group date has the girls showing off their dance abilities onstage with The BSB. Corinne sucks at “planned dancing” aka choreography, but Danielle L. doesn’t. Her moves win her a special BSB serenaded dance with Nick. Danielle also gets the group date rose. Corinne is less than pleased and once she gets her alone time with Nick she takes a cat nap. Can you blame her?

Bachelor Recap: Nick Viall Episode 3

Vanessa lands herself a one-on-one “Zero Gravity” date in which she and Nick get to flip around an airplane as if they were in space. She pukes (that would be me) and Nick cries.

Bachelor Recap: Nick Viall Episode 3

Bachelor Recap: Nick Viall Episode 3

I have to admit, at this point in the episode, I started my trampoline workout and was only half watching. I love the Olympics but typically skip watching the track events and this track-themed date was no different. Also, winning time with Nick in a random product placed hot tub on the side of a field doesn’t exactly scream romance to me. Anyone else?

Dominique loses her shit. Nick sends her home. Rachel gets the group date rose.

In lieu of a cocktail party, Nick hosts a POOL PARTY. Cue my eye roll.

Corinne straddles Nick in the bounce house. Raven voices her concerns about Corinne having a nanny. Vanessa questions Nicks intentions – in case we weren’t all clear on this subject – it’s for fame. And we’re left with another “To Be Continued…”

If anyone knows what exactly cheese pasta is, please comment below.

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