no more twerking

MTV held it’s annual EMAs in Amsterdam this past Sunday. Sadly, I didn’t make it this year.

The United States aired a previously recorded version and made the executive decision to ax Miley’s desperate plea for attention (aka the infamous inhale) during her acceptance speech for Best Video. Great edit America. I bet the crisis team at Chanel is working overtime to repair the damage she’s done – Miley has disgraced the iconic label by using their bag to tote her stash. What a wrecking ball.

Miley Cyrus opened the show by twerking with a small person in a silver metallic midi bodycon dress. Hated the performance. Loved the dress.

The show’s host who will forever be known as the guy from LMFAO. Glad he was able to teach us all an important lesson on getting just the right amount of frizz for an Afro – use water. Why is he still relevant?

Glad to see Robin Thicke’s moved on from Miley. Letting Iggy Azalea in on a slice of his performance. Any pre-pubescent boys reading this – check out her red carpet pics from the evening. She flashed a lot of V.

I guess Justin Bieber snoozed through the show since he was noticeably absent.

no more twerking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1QNXXFPR3E

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