I have to admit, I was a bit hesitant to watch the MTV Movie Awards this year seeing as I’m not a big fan of Conan O’Brien. Fifty celeb cameos and a dick pic later, he got the job done. You know you’ve made it when you’re name’s trending on twitter – even if it IS spelled wrong.

Fresh off the chopper from Coachella with wristbands still in tact and hair on point, Jared Leto arrived just in time to accept his golden popcorn from my spirit animal, Lupita. She wore the ish out of that Chanel.

Highlights of the night:

Zac Efron winning best shirtless performance – on and off skid row. So glad his self tanner didn’t seep through his denim button-down.

2014 MTV Movie Awards

Rihanna and Eminem finally interacting on stage the last ten seconds of their performance. If robes are now acceptable for a red carpet appearance, can we consider them appropriate office attire?

The Paul Walker tribute reminded us how hot he was and made us all cry.

Jonah Hill name dropped, Channing Tatum’s come a long way since his stripping days, and Mark Wahlberg reminded everyone he had a one hit rap career. Kelis understands.

Who wore it better:

Dear Grumpy Cat, Pharrell wants his hat back.

2014 MTV Movie Awards

Gals on fire

2014 MTV Movie Awards

Yellow

2014 MTV Movie Awards

Pumps that Pop

2014 MTV Movie Awards

Colorful Suits

2014 MTV Movie Awards

And here comes the dick pic, until next time. x

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