When it comes to camping, I don’t.
I watched an episode of Lifetime’s ‘Born in the Wild‘ the other day and the girl literally wanted to give birth in a tent.. in the woods.. with mosquitoes and bears.. in the middle of Alaska..
Her mom (who had to take a paddle boat from the airport) brought her pizza all the way from California because apparently when you live in the middle of nowhere, all you can eat is deer. This show had me reminiscing of the one time I was forced to go camping twenty years ago, so I decided to put together a little list of what I learned NOT to do on a “glamping” excursion.
Trip over a duffle bag and break your arm
Eat all of your snacks the first two hours
Get stuck in quick sand (I swear, I actually witnessed this)
Attempt to start a forest fire
Talk to strangers
Check into a hotel room because it starts to rain
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