If you’re planning on wearing that new fanny pack to an NFL game this Sunday, think again.
The league has a new clear-bag policy and the guidelines are no joke:
Beginning with preseason games, fans will be able to carry the following style and size bag, package, or container at stadium plaza areas, stadium gates, or when approaching queue lines of fans awaiting entry into the stadium: Bags that are clear plastic, vinyl, or PVC and do not exceed 12″ x 6″ x 12″ (Official NFL team logo clear plastic tote bags will be available through club merchandise outlets or at nflshop.com/allclear), or one-gallon clear plastic freezer bag (Ziploc bag or similar). (Glamour)
Snaps to the NFL for attempting to “Titan Up” (pun intended) stadium security, but the last time I checked, carrying a Ziploc bag was just as trashy (if not more) than that Jersey Shore reject arriving to the share house with her luggage in a black garbage bag.
The plus side to this whole fiasco is clear clutches are actually on trend this season.
Burning question: What if the fanny pack is see-through?
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