Episode 4 opens with the continuing of the infamous bouncy house story line. “Corinne was straddling Nick in the bouncy house.” A sound bite we’ve actually never yet heard on ABC. This season of the Bachelor has literally become the Corinne show and you know what? I don’t hate it one bit. This girl knows exactly what the producers want and is for sure way smarter than she lets on – – mind you, she does run a “multi-billion dollar company” at age 24.
Chris Harrison put on his finest plaid for the pool party and then Taylor’s high pony secured her another rose at the ceremony. Corinne makes a toast once her final rose has been handed out. This girl is savage.
We then, by default (the other location fell through due to a hurricane) head to Nick’s hometown of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Gross. Nick’s parents make a cameo and he cries. Can we talk about how his mom looks AMAZE for birthing like thirty some children?!
Danielle L. gets the first one-on-one of the evening. Her and Nick go to the local bakery and make “Nick-er-doodle” cookies – clever. I liked Danielle last episode, but after seeing her converse, she is very one note, which makes for a boring time. Nonetheless, Nick gives her a rose.
Corinne is less than pleased to be shoveling poop on the dairy farm group date. She would much rather be eating chicken tacos and sushi. Can’t say I blame her. Who actually wants to do farm chores though? I’m lactose intolerant so this wasn’t fun to watch.
Did you know Abraham Lincoln and Michael Jordan took naps just like Corinne?
“We’re fighting for a fiancé not a pickle.” Noted.
The group date rose goes to the Russian spy who’s name I don’t remember.
Raven gets the second one-on-one date. They attend Bella’s (one of Nick’s eleven siblings) soccer game and then spice things up with a scenery change at the roller rink.
Not sure what’s more impressive; Nick’s high knees in those skinny jeans or his date confessing that she beat her ex-bf with his mistress’ stiletto. #ThatsSoRaven
Taylor and Corinne go at it at the rose ceremony and we’re left with yet another to be continued…
