Episode 6 picks up right where we left off – with Taylor and Corinne.
Taylor, the mental health counselor, cuts in on their dinner date and calls Corinne a manipulative bitch. Rude.
“Cats have nine lives and bitches have two.” -Actual quote from Corinne when Nick sends Taylor home for the second time.
Nick is clearly only keeping Corinne around to meet her nanny.
Post rose ceremony – and Nick finally giving the aspiring dolphin trainer the boot – the team is headed to Saint Thomas. Nick professes he hopes this is the week he falls in love.
On Kristina’s one-on-one, she confides in Nick (and America) of her struggles as a young starving child – she ate lipstick and then wound up in a Russian orphanage. This one WINS the backstory Olympics and cinches a rose for Kristina.
Back at the hotel, Corinne seeks refuge in Lorna, the house mom. Lorna serves Corinne lobster dip, clean towels and unwrinkles her dress. Basically, Lorna is one step away from mixing up Raquel’s cheese pasta recipe.
The group date has all the girls reluctantly playing beach volleyball. Jasmine is unraveling at the seams and Vanessa throws a bitch fit because she’s sick of competing for time with Nick. Reminder: you’re on The Bachelor…
Jasmine’s failed attempt at putting Nick in a sexual choke-hold sends her on a one-way trip back home.
I still have yet to see an outfit on Raven, the boutique owner, that I like. Just being honest.
Nick heads into “DLo” and Whitney’s two-on-one with his heart completely open and optimistic. Two seconds later, he sends Whitney home because she’s boring af and then once Danielle shares she’s falling in love with him, he cries and sends her home as well.
Ah, love. x
