The finale opens with Nick wandering around Finland pondering if his future is with Raven or Vanessa.

His family flies in to meet the final two girls and help with the task. Truthfully, I would DIE if my husband was this unclear the week before popping the question.

Raven’s up first. Her and Bella reunite (reminder: they bonded at the roller rink on a previous date). Bella reminds me of the little sister from Breaking Amish.

Nick’s poor parents have really been through the ringer with their son. I guess we all know where Nick gets the crying genes from…

Side Note: Nick’s mom looks like Claire Underwood from House of Cards.

Vanessa tells the fam about how she puked her brains out on their first date and how much she loves Nick. Her and Nick’s dad bond over tears.

Cut to the last dates. Nick and Vanessa hang with Santa, but Raven gets to go ice skating… and play with puppies! #Winning

Nick dumps Raven (somewhere Bella is wiping away her tears) and proposes to Vanessa, which we all could’ve guessed week one.

Here’s to hoping Raven’s style gets an upgrade in Paradise this June…

Side Note: I never noticed how much Nick mumbles until this episode.

Producers then humiliate Raven – even though she was asking for it – by compiling a montage of her skipping through the streets, high-fiving strangers to celebrate her big O.

All three girls must have been given the same pom-pom hat (in different colors) to keep warm in Finland because Rachel shows up to her overnight with Nick wearing one as well. They go cross-country skiing and Nick tricks her into saying she’s falling in love with him. He reciprocates.

I’m not going to lie, Vanessa’s overnight looked like pure torture. Running back and forth into an ice bath in the freezing cold is literally the last thing I’d want to be doing on a date. Apparently saying “I love you” was the trend of the evening because Vanessa says it to Nick as well.

At the Rose Ceremony, Nick blubbers like an idiot and sends Rachel home to be the next Bachelorette. Special shout-out to her necklace-dress. Hopefully we will see more of her killer style next season.

Refusing to recap the Women Tell All as I gave up on it once Corinne was done passing around Raquel’s cheese pasta…

After Andi Dorfman gives Nick some advice on his upcoming fantasy suite dates, he apologizes for their past and fences are mended. I got a really flirty vibe between these two – could have just been their nerves and the super awkward setting though.

Clearly producers wanted to prep the contestants for Finland because everyone looked absolutely freezing at the Rose Ceremony. Rachel has my jacket. I knew I liked her!

I don’t know who cried harder when Corinne got the boot. Me or her. I loved Corinne’s feminist takeaway of never catering to a man’s ego ever again. We will definitely be seeing this girl in Paradise, but just want to throw it out there that I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets a call from Dancing With The Stars as well…

Raven gets the first overnight and she makes it clear to Nick that he needs to keep two things in mind when spending “alone” time with her – – one, she’s only ever been intimate with one other person (reminder: she beat him up with her stiletto) and two, he never made her orgasm. Seriously, WHY did we need to be fed this information? Her parents are watching this. Raven also makes big strides by saying “I love you” for the first time. I sort of feel bad she chose a Keebler Elf to share that moment with, albeit, their cookies are delicious.

Hopefully next week, someone burns that heinous turtleneck…