Was FINALLY able to watch last week’s episode, and basically everything was the same in the town of Riverdale, but like, not really…
Chic is now staying at the Cooper household and Archie is still in cahoots with the authorities. This means taking up wrestling as a way to get in the good graces of Hiram Lodge – who by the way, definitely has a Napoleon complex. Did you guys see that wrestling scene with him and Archie?! Such a hasbeen.
Jughead interviews Toni’s grandfather, and learns the Serpents were founded due to General Pickens (a Riverdale “hero”) massacring a tribe of 400 people aka the stolen land Lodge Industries is building on.
Pickens Day is the first official family outing for the Coopers. Since Josie’s mom doesn’t approve of Veronica’s parents using her to do their business, Veronica performs with the Pussy Cats sans Josie. Oooh burn! Oh, and The Serpents decide to picket their land back.

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Hiram offers Archie an internship aka an alliance of some sort and the episode ends by ensuring us that the towns Civil War is no longer a possibility, but an inevitability.