Riverdale finally returned this week and Betty’s disgust with Chic is stronger than ever. Cheryl’s mom is still a slut. And Hiram Lodge is basically buying up all of Riverdale’s real estate.
The gang heads to Hiram’s lake house aka “Lodge Lodge” to bang it out since he’s got business coming into town. So sketch.
Chic threatens Jughead to keep quiet about the murder that took place in the Cooper house and I’d just like to make note that Chic scares the poop out of me – like he’s legit putting MiraLAX out of business.
Since Cheryl is jealous she wasn’t invited to the couples only weekend, she calls Jughead to tell him about Betty and Archie’s kiss from weeks ago. In an attempt to even the score, Jughead and Veronica make-out.
Dark Betty (and her wig) make an appearance. Josie tells Kevin about their parent’s affair.
Toni and Cheryl bond at the Bijou – and Cheryl comes out her, which I def didn’t see coming.
Lodge Lodge gets robbed. And Andre, who works for Hiram and was keeping tabs on the promiscuous teens, “takes care” of the robbers, which I can only assume means killing them.
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