Thanks to Hansel and Gretel, we are all taught at an early age that you just don’t go into the woods (especially in the dark!) alone. Because you will be baked in an oven. Or stolen. Or worse.
Apparently, Riverdale’s Kevin missed this lesson – or he’s just that horny…
Last week’s episode ended with Moose and his girlfriend being shot by the “Black Hood” – Riverdale’s vigilante. I assumed they were killed, but since Kevin was roaming the woods looking for his Grindr date, he was able to call 911 and save the day.
In this week’s episode, Archie decides to form a private army aka the “Red Circle” to protect the town from crime. What he doesn’t realize is he may need protection from Veronica’s hot dad.
Jughead starts class at Southside High (hub of drugs and gangs) and we are quickly introduced to the Serpents – and a potential love interest, Toni Topaz. It takes him less than a day to get beat up and re-open the school’s paper to write about Riverdale’s drug of choice; Jingle Jangle.
The Black Hood returns Mr. Andrews’ wallet to Mrs. Cooper along with Ms. Grundy’s sunglasses, which is game on for Archie… The Red Circle is now officially coming for the Black Hood.
Cheryl didn’t get much play this ep, but her outfits really stole the show. Shop some of her tops!
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