Not even going to lie; I totally thought last night’s episode was the finale. What a letdown! Instead we’re treated to the fantasy suite episode in Eca, Peru, where the desert meets the ocean. Arie says he can definitely see himself falling in love here with the same enthusiasm as someone who’s about to be euthanized.
Arie takes Kendall on a dune buggy ride. He clearly missed the RHOC episode where the girls nearly die in a crash partaking in the same activity. Arie says he’s excited to see Kendall’s O face learn more about Kendall during their overnight.
I’ve always wondered what would happen if Chris Harrison (who now refers to himself as CH?) accidentally gave the couple the wrong fantasy suite key. Let’s make that happen some time, Elan!
Lauren seems like the type of girl who gives the silent treatment when things don’t go her way. She also completely shuts down on her and Arie’s final date – until he spills his guts to her for the hundredth time. Regardless, I’m still #TeamLauren.
Arie’s biggest fear is choosing the wrong person in the end and since he feels “safe and comfortable” with Becca she’s probs the best choice for him. Her ex apparently lives under a rock because he didn’t know The Bachelor ends in a proposal so in a last ditch effort, he shows up to profess his love for Becca.
Arie calls him a nerd, which is totally something someone with a needle dick would do, Becca says buh-bye to the ex, and Arie does the same to Kendall.
