GLOB; an acronym for the “Gorgeous Ladies of The Bachelor” – not to be confused with GLOW. Shout-out to Alison Brie!
Episode three’s GLOB group date allowed the women to perfect their wrestling moves (and Arie’s somersault) with former GLOW woman. The producers def told the hasbeens to pick on Bibiana which worked because she spent most of the date crying in a corner.
Arie’s wrestling persona is of course the “Kissing Bandit” which btw if I see him lick his lips one more time before going in for a kiss, I’ll officially be at my Vegas goal weight.
Krystal monopolizes Arie’s time. Bibiana voices her frustration about it – again. And Bekah nabs the group date rose.
Lauren S. gets the one-on-one date of the night. They take another private jet to Napa Valley and after a few glasses of merlot, Arie lets her go (see what I did there?!). RIP Lauren S. You were too normal for this franchise.
Last week Annaliese shared she had a traumatic childhood experience with bumper cars. This week, we learn she also almost got her eye ripped out by a dog named Sunshine when she was a child so she’s less than thrilled to be participating in a group date where you get to play with dogs. At the cocktail party, Arie totally rejects her for a kiss since he’s “not there yet” and with that, Annaliese can officially add her experience on The Bachelor to her list of traumas.
Bibiana also gets the boot, but we’ll be rooting for her at the Bachelor Winter Games Olympics next month!
