Apparently Fort Lauderdale is a great place to fall in love.
This week’s first one-on-one date goes to mom, Chelsea – who’s like really pretty. Chelsea and Arie go on a yacht, do the “Titanic” and make-out on a jet ski. After learning about Chelsea on this date I feel bad for hating on her so much. Arie gives her a rose and then they dance while being serenaded by another unknown artist.
Maquel comes back for a quick group date to the bowling alley and no sooner gets the boot. If I didn’t already have the stomach flu, I 100% would’ve ralphed just at the sight of Arie licking that bowling ball.
Bowling is super low budget – even for ABC – but also, like, a lot of fun. Krystal loses her sh!t and decides not to go on the second portion of the date. Arie and Lauren B. have a really sweet connection so he gives her the group date rose.
Tia explores the Everglades on her one-on-one with Arie. There are SO many Tia fans out there and I just don’t get it.
Side Note: Anyone else still stressing over the fact that the gator probs ate that poor, innocent turtle?
Arie is very similar to Paris Hilton circa 2005 in that when he doesn’t know what to say his go to phrase is: “I love it.” He gives Tia a rose after she confesses she’s falling in love with him – which, I personally think is a bit too soon, but to each his own.
Oh, and Krystal gets a rose too…
