Bachelor producers Arie takes the girls to the city of love this week.
Lauren B. gets the first one-on-one in Paris. After a not-so-romantic gondola ride, Arie confesses his crush to Lauren – who btw is Emily Maynard’s doppelganger! – then throws her a wink. Gross. Lauren doesn’t want Arie, which is EXACTLY why he wants her. Take notes, ladies. I sure did. We learn Lauren has been engaged before, which is why she’s super guarded. I totally get where she is coming from, but at the same time, if it takes you six months to open up to someone why go on The Bachelor?
The group date goes to the Moulin Rouge, which reminds me why I’m a failure of a dancer because I’ve yet to see the movie. Tia finds herself daydreaming about Arie since she’s sans her cell and Netflix. Missing person no more, Bekah, is LIV-ING for this date. She gets the group date rose and performs on stage with a tragically terrible lip-syncing, Arie. If Bachelor in Paradise doesn’t cast Bekah next season, she should totes be on Broadway.
The two-on-one date goes to Kendall and Krystal. Krystal says she’s wife material, which, anyone who feels the need to make that statement probably isn’t. The three play hide and seek – actually though. Krystal throws Kendall under the bus expresses her concern to Arie that she doesn’t think Kendall is ready for love or marriage. Rather than getting mad and causing a scene, Kendall psych patients Krystal in an attempt to level with her. Kendall gets the rose over Krystal and is officially my new role model – sorry Scooter Braun.
Jacqueline (who?!) gets the second one-on-one date. Arie’s convertible breaks down – just like in real life – so the two go shopping on foot. After touching her hair more than Meghan Markle, Jacqueline gets a rose.
Chelsea, the mom, and Rita Ora Jenna get the boot at the rose ceremony.
