Since the ripe old age <not sure if I used that term correctly?> of 11, I feared the date 12/21/12. SO glad I can now say that I, Meghan Lorine, survived the Apocalypse. Cheers to that! How did I celebrate? With a festive new NYE dress, obviously. Stay tuned for photos, but in the meantime, check out Maxim’s awesome list of cheesy pick up lines to ‘repopulate the Earth’..
1. “How about you and me get off this rapidly dissolving ice floe and go for a drink of delicious salt water?”
2. “You have a beautiful eye.” <–MY personal favorite!
3. “Hi, I noticed you were busy digging a mass grave for the remains of your family. You’re gonna laugh, but, I literally just finished doing that myself.”
4. “Girl, are those chemical burns, or did you get them when you fell from heaven?”
5. “Is this a giant, radioactive tumor in my pocket, or am I just glad to see you?”
6. “Who’s wearing green and has tickets for the last moon colony shuttle before the Earth implodes? This guy.”
7. “Hey, are you bi? Cause you’re the only biped I see! Seriously, though, there are no other humans here.”
8. “I couldn’t help but notice you still have most of your skin. Guys must come up to you all the time.”
9. “How about it – you, me, a bottle of cyanide?”
10. “I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue. Actually, I do most things with my tongue – I lost both my arms in the first wave of the atomic dinosaur firestorm.”